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The Weekend in Three Acts

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Act I

Act II

Mittens got so visibly distraught upon seeing that a stuffed Goofy toy had fallen into the lake/river that runs through California Adventure that the only thing to successfully calm her was my quick-thinking parent-lie that someone was on their way to rescue him with a big net and clean, dry clothes. Then she got distracted by a baby duck eating a piece of apple and forgot about the whole incident in its entirety.

Act III

YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_h1Zr-mdW8

The Gift of Underwear

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Behold, video evidence of the random thought patterns of toddlers.

Why she thought I needed ten pairs of underwear is anyone’s guess.


Watch on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFEFzpRj6SU

Interestingly, this is the second weirdest thing that’s ever been done with my underthings.

Sadly, I can’t tell you what the first weirdest is.

And now I sound like a slutty whore.

Maybe I should just stop now.

Happy Friday.