Mittens appears in the bedroom, crying.
ME: “Baby, what’s wrong?”
MITTENS: “Snow White hit me!”
ME: “Really? Snow White hit you?”
MITTENS: “Yeah.”
ME: “Snow White….your toy Snow White?”
MITTENS: “Yeah. I needa put her in time out.”
ME: “OK, you do that.”
***
Mittens is sitting on the toilet.
HUSBAND: “Wow! Are you using in the potty?”
MITTENS: “Yeah!”
HUSBAND: “Are you going to pee in the potty?”
MITTENS: “No. Imma pee on the floor.”
***
Mittens is looking out the window at the falling rain.
MITTENS: “Can we go to Di-neyland?”
HUSBAND: “No, baby, Disneyland is closed when it’s raining.”
MITTENS: “Oh. Di-neyland closed in the rain.”
Later, after the rain has stopped.
ME: “Hey, it looks like the rain stopped.”
MITTENS: “It’s not raining? It’s not raining at Di-neyland…”
ME: “Right, it’s not raining at Disneyland.”
MITTENS: “Di-neyland open!”
ME: “We’re still not going today.”
MITTENS: “Oh, not today. Go to Di-neyland after nap?”
